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I feel honored to have been fondled by the same guy that fondled Mike Nelson. And hey, maybe Mike and I can have our therapy sessions together to save money! :-)
What?!?!?! You should most certainly make Mike pay for the therapy for both of you. Any money that he spends on you is money that you helped put there in the first place. On top of that I’m willing to bet that Mike didn’t mind being felt up by Torgo. Who doesn’t have a secret wish to be felt up by Torgo? Ooohh, maybe I should get in on that therapy too.