The folks at Rifftrax have taken another great step forward in their quest for total world domination. Now, Mike, Bill, and Kevin can vicariously yell out their riffs right in your own theater of choice, through your cell phone. Yes, there are now Rifftrax ringtones. Or, as they inevitably refer to them, “RiffTones.” You can buy them individually, or you can subscribe to Thumbplay for $9.99 a month.
They have quite a few to choose from, and most of them are pretty damn decent, but is $2.99 per individual ringtone a little steep? I don’t own a cell phone, so I honestly have no idea. But then, I was raised to believe that anything over a dollar is too much, so take that as you will. And there’s something oddly appealing about having Ahnold repeatedly shouting “Where do I poop?!” from your hip pocket.