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CineTit Update: Trace Builds, Joel Decieves

Joel recently updated the Cinematic Titanic homepage, and it is equal parts enthralling and disheartening. Remember that Thanksgiving sneak peek into the CineTit (okay, maybe I need to come up with a better abbreviation) writing sessions, featuring Joel, Josh, and Frank riffing away at a mystery movie, with Trace and Mary Jo joining in via satellite? Lies. All lies. It seems Joel cracked open a new copy of Photoshop, and couldn’t wait to go ‘shopping, dropping in those images of Trace and Mary Jo to decieve us into thinking he was some sort of less-hairy, less-rotund, less-associated with pretentious computers Steve Wozniak with a home filled to the brim with high-tech, satellite-connected TVs and video conferencing and laserdisc players and the like the such. For shame. I bet he doesn’t even manage a fish shop.

On the plus side, there’s a picture of Trace working on a model of CineTit’s own Satellite of Love, what Joel calls a “Time Tube.” I must say, he looks damn good in what appears to be some sort of turtleneck, laboring away on that phallic piece of rocketry. And he has a shop. A shop. My man-crush is reaching epic proportions. Pay a visit to the site to see the full picture. You know you want to.


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