Well, you Mike-lovin’ sissies who whine about having to rent particularly “embarrassing” movies in order to watch the Rifftrax, you’ve got one hell of a week ahead of you. Thanks to special guest-riffer Mary Jo Pehl (aka Pearl Forrester) you’re going to have to bear the shame of renting or buying Mariah Carey’s magnum opus, Glitter. (Incidentally, the term “magnum opus,” when applied, does not necessarily indicate that Tom Selleck is involved. I found that out the hard way.) The track will be released on May 21st, with yet another Rifftrax to be announced a few days later, on the 25th.
The horrifyingly awful artwork lies beyond the cut.