• Welcome MSTies!

    Hi. Welcome to Deep Ape, home to gratuitous amounts of Mystery Science Theater 3000-related news, reviews, and nonsense!

  • Staff


    Matt Sanderson
    Big Boss Man | contact
  • Housekeeping

    Deep Ape is not officially connected to Best Brains, Rifftrax, Cinematic Titanic, or Shout Factory and is 100% independent. The views expressed here are dumb, probably wrong, and they in no way represent the views of the aforementioned. Amen.

    If you have a claim on any audio or video posted on this blog, contact me and it will be removed. Also, if you have any tips, corrections, relevant information, or cash gifts, I encourage you to drop me a line.


    Creative Commons License

The Van Patten Empire Expands

While Timothy is nowhere to be seen, it appears that Dick Van Patten is broadening the horizons of the Van Patten family empire. According to Boing Boing, Dick is releasing a new dog food formula, and he’s not only going for the canine demographic, he’s also seems to be going after the hobo crowd. His “Hobo Chili” will be edible for dog and man. Click through and take a look at that glorious cover art… and then some. It takes a Van Patten, eh?

Advertisements

One Response

  1. What is the name of the Italian restaurant that van Patten owns in Sherman Oaks?

    Jean Strauber

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: